2014年1月27日星期一

Simple Questions

Woman:
Do you drink beer?   

Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman: 
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tips
(This is where it gets scary!)
Woman: 
And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: 
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: 
Correct
Woman: 
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: 
Correct
Woman: 
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting 

for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: 
Do you drink beer?
Woman: 
No
Man: 
Where’s your Ferrari?

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